"Let's Discuss Cool Bugs" Tote Bag
Boring people discuss things and stuff. Cool and interesting people discuss cool bugs, where to find cool bugs, and the collapse of modern society. If you want to signal to other cool and interesting people that you are cool and interesting, you can tote this tote!

Product specs:
* Black ink on white cotton canvas
* 26" canvas straps
* Gusseted (flat) bottom, so these bad boys can hold A LOT!
* 20″W × 17.5″H × 7″D 

"Touch Grass" Jumbo Tote Bag
Grass is pretty good! Get out there and enjoy some RIGHT NOW! And while you're out, you should probably carry this excellent grass-themed tote.

Product specs:
* Black ink on white cotton canvas
* 26" black canvas straps
* 20″W × 17.5″H × 7″D